Please Tell Me You Get It.

It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.

Never invest in funerals, it’s a dying industry.

I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis.

I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so.

Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.

What did the toy store sign say? Don’t feed the animals. They are already stuffed.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate.